New Addition to the Olympics

Here I'd like to suggest some new additions that ought to be considered in the competitive world of sports from the even more competitive world of lab:

1. Fastest micro-pipette grabber
2. Fastest micro-pipette tips finder
3. Fastest reagent seeker
4. Fastest gel loader

And I learned all this from the lousy lab practical yesterday in which time is never a factor. Are you game? Sheesh.